Here, keep this!

A few months back, when I was at a private house party, I met so many cool people who are offbeat, quirky characters who enjoyed being just themselves.

The host was being extra careful trying to make sure that his guests arent tripping off the wood that came off the front door. While he was at it, one guy went and brought his carpentry tool set and fixed it, inspite of being drunk on half gallon of vodka.

During the conversation, his reasons for liking Austin is that, when he helps an elderly woman on a street, by picking up a bag or something, that she DOESNT offer him a dollar or two. I didnt believe that it would normally happen to anyone, until today.

Now I believe him because guess what, I dont live in Austin.

I am member of probably the most expensive gym in this metro and silently walking into it at around 7 PM. The temperature is around 33f and with chill breeze it seemed even worse. Thats when this elderly woman called me to help her close her car window. It was stuck and wont close when she was trying to use the electronic buttons. I was just pulling the window up slowly and asked her if she wanted to open the door. She readily did and I managed to almost get it closed. In the meanwhile I noticed she was reaching for her wallet and before it hit me, she was handling me 2 dollar bills. I didnt know what to make of it.

I just repeated, 'dont want that' couple of times, after which she repeated the lame words 'God bless you' like a hundred times and drove off. I want to tell her now, to shove her God and her $$s up her a$$